A Green and White Baseball Cap with a Fish Design on the Front - No Such Thing as a Fish's Trout Bursting Peak Cap

Overview

The No Such Thing as a Fish team has a knack for turning obscure facts into brilliant conversation pieces. This time, they've turned a fish into a hat. The A green and white baseball cap with a fish design on the front. The fish is sticking out of the top of the cap and has a realistic appearance is exactly what it sounds like: a hyper-realistic trout bursting through the front of a green and white baseball cap. It's weird, it's wonderful, and it's the kind of merch that gets strangers to stop you for a chat.

The show's name comes from a real fact: the concept of "no such thing as a fish" dates back to a 1917 essay by Robert E. Howard, where he argued that fish don't exist as a scientific category. That same playful obsession with fish facts is all over this hat. The team even shares fan photos of it on their social media, so you'll be in good company.

Details

The design

The star of the show is the trout. It's not a flat illustration - it's a three-dimensional, realistic fish that appears to be leaping out of the cap. The attention to detail is genuinely impressive: the scales, the coloring, the fins, even the gills. It looks like a real trout that got caught mid-air.

The cap itself is a classic baseball silhouette in green and white, so it pairs easily with your favorite river kayak or a casual weekend outfit. It's not exactly subtle, but that's the point.

Fit and material

Here are the specs for the curious:

• Material: Cotton twill blend
• Fit: Adjustable snapback, one size fits most (7 - 7 7/8)
• Care: Spot clean only, air dry

The cotton twill blend is sturdy enough to support the fish, yet breathable for long days outdoors. The snapback closure means it'll fit most adult head sizes comfortably. Just remember to spot clean it - throwing it in the washing machine could damage the fish's shape.

Price

At $35.99, this hat is a fair deal for a wearable piece of fish art. It's also a rare merch item that you won't see on every other person's head.

If you're looking to round out your fish-themed haul, the store has other gems. The sticker of a blue fish wearing white trainers is a quirky little add-on for your laptop or cooler, and the "No such thing as a trash fish" sticker speaks directly to fans of the show's ``Freshwater Naturalist`` segments. For a full look, the dark grey T-shirt with "NO THOUGHTS HEAD EMPTY" and a green fish illustration is a comfortable way to keep the theme going.

Where to Buy

You can grab this hat from the official No Such Thing as a Fish store. It's listed under its full product name, so just search for "a green and white baseball cap with a fish design on the front" on the site to find it quickly.

If you're after other headwear options, browse No Such Thing as a Fish's hat collection for more styles. Or, explore the full collection to see everything from tees to stickers to accessories.

FAQ

Is the fish removable? No, the fish is permanently attached to the cap. It's a single, solid piece, so you don't need to worry about it popping off mid-walk.

Can I wash the hat? Spot clean only. Use a damp cloth and air dry. Avoid the washing machine and dryer to keep the fish and the fabric in top shape.

What head sizes will it fit? The adjustable snapback fits most adult head sizes from 7 to 7 7/8 inches. That covers an average range for men and women.

Is this hat good for actual fishing? Yes, it provides shade and keeps the sun off your face. Just be ready for fellow anglers to double-take and ask where you got it.

Are there other colorways? Currently, this cap comes in the green and white design only. But the No Such Thing as a Fish's hat collection has other styles and colors to explore.