Complete Guide Overview
Getting the right fit for your No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie means the difference between a go-to staple and a regretful purchase. This guide breaks down everything you need to know about sizing, fabric, and where to buy - so you can order with confidence.
Why Size Matters
The Premium Hoodie is built from 320gsm heavyweight fleece (80% cotton, 20% polyester) with a brushed interior for comfort. That thickness means it fits differently than a standard gym hoodie. If you're between sizes, the cut is designed to be slightly relaxed, not baggy. So if you prefer a trim look, stick with your true size; for an oversized feel, go up one.
What You'll Find Here
- A complete size chart with measurements
- Tips on how to measure yourself
- Notes on the fit of the Classic T-Shirt, Polo Shirt, and Tank Top for comparison
- Official buying channels to avoid counterfeits
How to Choose the Right Size
Step 1: Take Your Measurements
Grab a soft measuring tape and a friend (or a mirror) and get these three numbers:- Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal and snug but not tight.
- Sleeve Length: From the center back of your neck, across your shoulder, down to your wrist.
- Body Length: From the highest point of your shoulder (near the collar) down to the hem.
Step 2: Compare to Our Size Chart
| Size | Chest (inches) | Body Length (inches) | Sleeve Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34-36 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 38-40 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 42-44 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 46-48 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 50-52 | 31 | 37 |
Measurements are for the No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie. If you're between sizes, consider your layering habits - size up if you want room for a t-shirt underneath.
Fit Notes by Product
- No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt ($24.99) is cut closer to the body, so it runs true to size. If you buy the same size in both, the hoodie will feel roomier.
- No Such Thing as a Fish Polo Shirt ($34.99) has a standard polo fit - not too loose, not too tight - great for casual-office vibes.
- No Such Thing as a Fish Tank Top ($19.99) is relaxed through the body; stick with your normal size for a classic tank silhouette.
Fabric Behavior
Because the hoodie uses heavyweight fleece, it won't shrink dramatically if you follow care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low). But if you're prone to tossing things in hot water, consider sizing up to account for potential shrinkage.Where to Buy Official Merch
To ensure you get genuine, high-quality merchandise, always purchase from the official No Such Thing as a Fish store. That's where you'll find the full lineup, including:
- The No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie ($49.99) - our featured product with the iconic logo and fan-inspired graphics.
- The Classic T-Shirt ($24.99) - perfect for warmer months or as a base layer under the hoodie.
- The Polo Shirt ($34.99) - a step up for live shows or pub trivia.
- The Tank Top ($19.99) - ideal for summer festivals or the gym.
Visit the official No Such Thing as a Fish store to browse everything. If you're specifically after sweatshirts and pullovers, check out No Such Thing as a Fish's hoodie collection. For the full range of apparel and accessories, explore the full collection.
Avoiding Counterfeits
Fakes often use cheaper cotton blends (like 50/50) and have uneven printing. The Premium Hoodie's brushed interior and 320gsm weight are hard to replicate - if the price seems too good to be true, it probably is.FAQ
How does the No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie fit compared to other brands?
It's slightly relaxed through the chest and shoulders, similar to a standard crewneck sweatshirt from brands like Champion or Carhartt. If you normally wear a Large in those, order Large here.Will the hoodie shrink after washing?
Minimal if washed cold and dried on low. The 80/20 cotton-polyester blend resists shrinkage better than 100% cotton. If you're concerned, size up one.Can I exchange if the size is wrong?
Yes, the official store offers free exchanges on unworn items within 30 days. Check the returns policy before ordering.What sizes are available for the Classic T-Shirt?
Same range as the hoodie: S through 2XL. The T-shirt runs slightly more fitted, so if you want a looser look, consider sizing up.Is the hoodie true to the size chart?
Yes, but allow +/- 0.5 inch variance due to the fleece material. The chart is based on garment measurements, not body measurements.If you're looking for something connected to this moment, the No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie is a good place to start. It's comfortable, durable, and sized to fit just right when you follow this guide. - -
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