Complete Guide Overview
So you've picked up some No Such Thing as a Fish merch - maybe the Classic T-Shirt or that cozy Premium Hoodie. You want it to last through countless podcast marathons, live shows, and everyday wear. This guide covers everything from washing to storage, tailored to 2026's official lineup. Whether you're listening to episode 500 or catching up on the latest 2026 No Such Thing as a Fish Live tour, your gear deserves proper care.
The official merch uses quality materials. The No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt, for instance, is 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, and cut in a relaxed unisex fit. That means less guesswork, but care still matters. Follow these tips and your merch will stay as fresh as a new fact from Dan, James, Andy, and Anna.
How to Choose the Right Merch for Your Lifestyle
Different items suit different situations. Here's a quick breakdown of what's available in 2026 and what to consider:
No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt
This is your everyday essential. Priced at $24.99, it's soft, breathable, and unisex. Perfect for a casual day out or a deep dive into the latest episode. Because it's pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun cotton, it holds its shape well if you follow the care instructions.
No Such Thing as a Fish Premium Hoodie
When you need warmth, the $49.99 Premium Hoodie delivers. It's heavier than the tee, so it requires a gentler wash cycle. Best for cooler months or those late-night fact-checking sessions.
No Such Thing as a Fish Polo Shirt
At $34.99, the polo is great for a slightly dressier look while still sporting your fandom. The collar needs extra attention to avoid curling.
No Such Thing as a Fish Tank Top
Summer or gym days call for the $19.99 Tank Top. It's lightweight and dries fast, but the print needs protection from harsh detergents.
Browse No Such Thing as a Fish's t-shirt collection for the full range of tees, or explore the full collection to see everything available in 2026.
Where to Buy Official Merch
Always buy from the official No Such Thing as a Fish store. This guarantees authentic prints, correct sizing, and quality materials - not knockoffs that fade or shrink after two washes. Plus, every purchase directly supports the podcast. In 2026, the store also offers limited drops tied to live events, so keep an eye out.
General Care Tips for All Merch
- Turn inside out before washing to protect the design.
- Wash in cold water (30°C or below) to prevent fading and shrinking.
- Use mild detergent - avoid bleach or fabric softeners, which can break down fibers and prints.
- Skip the dryer if possible. Air drying is gentlest. If you must tumble dry, use low heat.
- Iron inside out on low if needed. Never iron directly over the print.
- Store folded or hung in a cool, dark closet. Sunlight causes fading over time.
Specific Item Care
#### Classic T-Shirt Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. The pre-shrunk cotton means minimal shrinkage, but heat can still distort the fit. For best results, wash with like colors.
#### Premium Hoodie Turn inside out. Use a gentle cycle and cold water. Remove promptly from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. Avoid high heat to keep the fleece soft.
#### Polo Shirt Button up before washing to prevent snagging. Wash cold, inside out. Hang dry to keep the collar shape. Iron on low heat with a cloth over the logo.
#### Tank Top Delicate cycle, cold water. Hang dry - it dries quickly. The thinner fabric is more prone to snags, so avoid washing with zippers or hooks.
FAQ
How should I wash my No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt?
Turn it inside out, wash with cold water on a normal cycle, and use mild detergent. Avoid bleach. Tumble dry on low or hang dry for longest life.Can I put my No Such Thing as a Fish hoodie in the dryer?
Yes, but on low heat only. High heat can shrink the fleece and crack the print. Better yet, air dry to maintain softness.What's the best way to remove wrinkles from the polo shirt?
Use a low-heat iron with the polo inside out. Place a thin cloth over the logo to protect it. Steam can also help without direct contact.Is the tank top true to size?
Yes, the tank top follows the same unisex sizing as the Classic T-Shirt. If you're between sizes, many fans size up for a looser fit. Check the size chart on the product page. - -If you're looking for something to add to your collection, the No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt is a solid starting point - backed by a care routine that keeps it looking new. - -
Ready to grab yours? Check out the No Such Thing as a Fish Classic T-Shirt in the store.
